Question

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Well, using derivatives and applying the product rule:

f(x) = 2x^2 +20
g(x) = x^3

h'(x) = f'(x)g(x) + f(x)g'(x)
h'(x) = (4x)(x^3) + (2x^2 + 20)(3x^2)

and inserting the variable x (1 woodchuck) we get

h'(x) = (4(1))((1)^3) + (2(1)^2 + 20)(3(1)^2)

h'(x) = 70 grams of wood

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Also,
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
A: All of it.

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Vento wrote:

Well, using derivatives and applying the product rule:

f(x) = 2x^2 +20
g(x) = x^3

h'(x) = f'(x)g(x) + f(x)g'(x)
h'(x) = (4x)(x^3) + (2x^2 + 20)(3x^2)

and inserting the variable x (1 woodchuck) we get

h'(x) = (4(1))((1)^3) + (2(1)^2 + 20)(3(1)^2)

h'(x) = 70 grams of wood

did you just randomly make that up on the spot or is that kinda true

>>FOX<< wrote:

did you just randomly make that up on the spot or is that kinda true

Most of it is actually true haha. Derivatives and the product rule are all part of calculus. The equations I used I just made up (since there are really any equations to solve how much wood a woodchuck could chuck lol)

.....Yeah I'm a nerd.

Vento wrote:

>>FOX<< wrote:

did you just randomly make that up on the spot or is that kinda true

Most of it is actually true haha. Derivatives and the product rule are all part of calculus. The equations I used I just made up (since there are really any equations to solve how much wood a woodchuck could chuck lol)

.....Yeah I'm a nerd.

Ohh I'm sorry, all I heard was blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp.

Vento>Zohan haha

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Vento wrote:

>>FOX<< wrote:

did you just randomly make that up on the spot or is that kinda true

Most of it is actually true haha. Derivatives and the product rule are all part of calculus. The equations I used I just made up (since there are really any equations to solve how much wood a woodchuck could chuck lol)

.....Yeah I'm a nerd.

Nerds rule.

vento that's pretty hot

lol, and two months later this thread has somehow been revived.

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